Good Lord. Does Barack Obama have to be everywhere, all the time? I can’t escape his face on cheap plastic crap. He’s always calling a news conference. His gorgeous wife is always wearing some glamorous dress while his perfect daughters hang on her toned arms. He’s always giving an “historic” speech or doing something else mundane that becomes “historic” because he’s the first black president to do it.

How about letting me enjoy the All-Star Game without having to see his confident smile and kind eyes or hear his rich goddam baritone?

The bride at every mother-loving wedding, the corpse at every knob-slobbering funeral.

I thought that Bill Clinton was a narcissist, obsessed with his own celebrity. But compared to Obama, Clinton was a piker.

It’s not that we’re out of money.  He’s simply spent it all.

One of the stranger phenomena is how everyone parrots that his wife is attractive.  Not entirely ugly, yes.  Glamorous?  Not even close.  But that’s what everyone says, so if it’s repeated enough I guess it becomes true.

It’s kind of like how people say Obama is good looking.  The only public figure I know of with skinnier arms than Obama is his wife.  He’s not very athletic, but people keep saying he is.  People talk of him throwing a basketball around in Iraq, but I saw no pictures.  The only examples I’ve seen of his physical prowess is his bowling score and watching him throw a baseball like a girl this week. 

But people keep saying these things so they must be true.  Next Phyllis Diller will be on the cover of Playboy.

I had to turn off the sound for the all star game. He is the ultimate narcissist ably assisted by the MSM.

He could have been worse.  At least he talked baseball instead of about himself.  I think it may be a first…

I think conservatives just don’t want to be mean about the guy’s family, so they say “she’s good-looking, the kids are cute” etc. And they are. It’s just common decency, you don’t insult and denigrate a person’s family just because you differ with them politically.

You know, like how the Left disagrees with Plain on policy but respects her children’s right to privacy and refrains from attacking them with vicious slander and sexual innuendo.

“knob-slobbering”  There is as good a description of the WH press corps as I have ever seen.

BTW, I really dislike Obama, but his wife is OK, she dresses nice, and dresses up a photograph, which is all we ask of a first lady. She also has expensive tastes, which is fine if you can afford them. I can see why Obama got her that huge pay raise by giving her employer at that hospital a seven figure earmark while he was a Senator. She needs the cash to look that way.

Next Phyllis Diller will be on the cover of Playboy.

I’d buy it

Obama throws like a girl.

What I thought was odd was when he was asked to stay for a little of the next inning and he actually had to ask permission of his handlers. He turned around to see if it was okay and said he couldn’t.  Obama, dude, your POTUS, you can take charge and stay a few minutes if you want to. FOX did a good job hiding the puppet strings, eh?